Kate Gosselin Wigs are IN STOCK!

Fear not fans!  The hottest selling costume this fall (It’s true!  Google it!) is here, and we aren’t even close to selling out!  We’ve been selling the Kate Gosselin Wig like hotcakes and they are still flying off the shelves, and there are more where those came from.  We even had some fans send us some pics of them in their Kate getup already!  Woot!  So go ahead and get them while they’re hot, because if you see the same articles we do, you won’t really find them anywhere else!  As an added incentive to get your booty in gear, we’ll beat any price you see online, so if you see it cheaper, let us know where and we can Beat It, Michael Jackson styles.

We’ve gotten some emails asking for recommendations of what to wear with the wig.  Here are some of my best answers for you:

• Go to the Dollar store and attach 8 baby dolls to yourself
• Button Down dress shirt and mom-jean style Khakis
• Jeans, a long sleeve white shirt, and a quilted vest
• A black bikini, but only if you aren’t even close to having a bikini ready bod

Got more ideas?  Send ‘em our way, we’d love to hear them!

P90X – This time, it’s Pastry.

Quite a few people in the office have jumped on the P90X bandwagon.  Bill uses it all the time mostly because it’s in his job description to run the funnest office in town while simultaneously looking good at all times just in case producers of The Office come in here looking for extras.  Let’s be honest, A) It could happen, and B) We are the perfect choice of office because we are just like the office IN The Office.

P90X claims to be ”A revolutionary system of 12 sweat-inducing, muscle-pumping workouts, designed to transform your body from regular to ripped in just 90 days.”  It also has an advertisement for “Ab-Ripper 2000″, which doesn’t sound like something I want, but apparently people love it.  My idea, since we loves our snax much in this office, was to reinvent the P90X brand to mean “Pastry 90 Times Per Day”, instead of “Power 90 Extreme”, which is nice, but comes across a little too hardcore for my taste.  Joining Pastry 90 X not only guarantees you a perfectly maintained winter layer (that extra layer of fat so you stay warm in the winter!), but it also provides you with: Peer Support (People EatingEverything Regularly), a calendar to track your Pastry intake, and hand picked sweet supplements to augment your Pastry eating (think Reeses Pieces, Snickers, and the occasional Wegmans Ultimate White Cake).

To facilitate a quick adoption of my idea, I provide a lot of snacks to my friends, including (but not limited to) Cookies, a Pasty plate, soda, Fritos, and of course, Skim Milk (for Milkshakes!).  So far my plan is working, as you can see from this photo of a pastry plate nearly clean from the Pastry 90X newbies!

Here are some success stories from recent Pastry-ers:

Brie Kingston, Age 30
Status: Newly married and ready to let herself go
Quote: “Thanks to the new and improved P90X I feel as though I am helping free the world of hunger problems, right here at the office.  So long Skinny Jeans!”

Amy Button, Age 31
Status: Single  Likes: Cupcakes  Dislikes: Cauliflower and people that dress their pets like people
Quote: “Statistics say that people who eat right live longer than those who don’t, so I made the decision for myself to eat right, you know, Right Now.“

Bill Kingston, Age 26
Status: Not Single (sorry ladies!)
Quote: When we caught up with Bill, he was pumping out a quick set of pushups in the workroom with the help of our patented “Motivational Muffins” placed on the floor below his mouth.  When asked for a quote, Bill said: “Nom Nom Nom!”

The secret to Pastry 90 X?  A revolutionary system called “Treat Confusion” which confuses the mind by constantly introducing different sweets into your system.  Strawberry Pop Tarts?  Cheese Danish?  Honey Dip Timbit?  Hold on body, you’re in for a wild ride! What are you waiting for?  Make the new P90X work for you!

Want to be on the Pastry 90 X Street Team?  Grab the Candy Girl Costume and hand out Pastries on Halloween!

Venkman, Paging Dr. Peter Venkman….

I’m pretty sure my house is haunted, no joke kids.  Just last night I was chillin on the couch with Sam and there was definitely some kind of ruckus going down in the basement, and the only thing down there is my water heater and workout equipment, so obviously I don’t make it a habit to get down there very often.  Needless to say, I was a little un-nerved by the whole situation, and pretty much scared crapless to go down in the basement and see what was up.  Sam wasn’t much help either, these days he’s more interested in cuddling and eating than he is fighting off ghosts.  Wimp.

Anyways, I’m pretty sure it was no coincidence that I had just gotten my super sexy Ghostbuster costume that day (who could resist?!).  I won’t lie to you and tell you I was wearing it when “the incident” happened (that would be hokey and you’re too smart to believe that), but I also won’t lie and tell you that I am glad I wasn’t, because I really wanted to be!  Anyways, long story short, I couldn’t find any demons, ghosts, or misplaced objects in my basement, but that doesn’t mean I slept well.  You can laugh all you want, but after watching the movie “Mirrors” the other night, I put my towel over my bedroom TV before I went to bed.  You can’t take chances!

Hmmm…off topic, who wants to be my Stay-Puff on Halloween night?  Tee hee!

Happy Fall!

It’s that time of the year again kids!  Fall is in the air (at least it is here in Upstate NY!) and the leaves have already started to change color.  I have three favorite things about fall…Apple Cider, Sky Rides at Bristol Mountain, and putting away my stupid summer clothes that don’t fit because I ate too many ice creams this summer.

Almost every year I put away my summer clothes with a sigh, thinking that I’ll start running again and maybe those Shorty McShort Shorts will fit me again come next May, and almost every year next May comes and I’m headed over to Target to pick up a new pair slightly bigger than the last.   To stay in shape this year I picked up Yoga, which is totally rad and just like napping only you move a little here and there.  Lucky for me I can grab some new gear on the cheap from our little sis…Purple Pig Shirts.  The Pig has got the same ultra soft, high quality tshirts (what more would you expect from CrazyDog TShirts?!), great designs, and ridiculously low prices.  Even better?  They have sweet yoga shirts for women AND men, double bonus!

Looking for something a little more overstated?  Layer our Snuggie tee over  your workout gear, because anyone that says they love working out more than a quick nap curled up inside your Snuggie is a dirty liar.  Our friend SusieQ just ran a 5 mile race in the Snuggie tee, and it made her super fast!  Ok, so maybe she didn’t really run faster because she was wearing such a classy tshirt, but we’ll keep telling ourselves that.

So go befriend the Purple Pig, and go out there and get some exercise.  We’ll be taking a nap and thinking of more shirt ideas.  Let us know how that 10k works out for you!

In Case of Zombie Attack

We couldn’t believe the great timing of the release of the Zombieland movie.  Not only are Zombies so hot right now, but we’ve got a few new Zombie shirts hot off the presses ready for wear!  We’ve got a ton on our website but our personal favorites are Zombies Just Want A Hug and  Zombie Outbreak Response Team shirts.  As far as we can tell, with over 10 styles of Zombie T-Shirts we’re leading the pack!  All of the shirts are printed on Super Soft 100% cotton tshirts and screenprinted, not heatpressed like some of those other lame-o’s promising you top notch tees.  These are the real deal Camille, so if you want to gain some trust in the Zombie community, stop on by and pick yourself up one.  When the Zombie Apocolypse comes, you’ll be glad you did!

Crawl for a Cure

October is an exciting month here in Rochester.  Not just because of Halloween (don’t tell me you haven’t seen our sweet collection of Halloween costumes!), but because it’s also one of the only days of the year where over 3,000 of us Rochesterians get together to support our friend Ken DaCosta and his event, the Rochester Fall Crawl.  The Fall Crawl raises money for the American Cancer Society, and Ken has raised over $30,000 for Breast Cancer Awareness and Research over the 3 years since the crawl started, and it gets better every year.  CrazyDog was honored to once again be a part of the action helping Ken to create the shirts we will all be wearing this year.  The vibrant white and pink tees feature this years logo on the front, and the Crawl Route on the back.  The Womens tshirts are printed on our super soft Avil tees (fashion fit), and the Mens are on 100% cotton Hanes Tagless tees.  they look great, and fit even better!

In the Rochester area and want to participate?  Stop out to Salingers,  Temple Bar, or Easy on East (formerly Milestones) around 3pm tomorrow to grab a wristband and a shirt.  Not in the area, or just want to support the cause virtually?  You can do that too! Visit the Fall Crawl website (rochesterfallcrawl.com) or become a fan on the Facebook page.  Every dollar counts!  Remember, “Big or Small, Save them All!”.

Good luck Kenny!  We love ya buddy!!

How about some Eye Candy for Halloween?

It’s no coincidence that the appearance of some hot new costumes on our website coincides with the beginning of Fall. For those of you not in the know, October 31st (just about a month away!) is Halloween. Did you like how I said “For those of you not in the know”?  I knew you would….because now it’s like Halloween is a VIP event. Plays on words, thats our style.    I know what you’re thinking…”You guys are so cool!  you must be cool all the time, and I bet you’ve been cool since birth!”.   I assure you that if you are in fact thinking that, you have been sadly misled.  I’ve had some bad costumes in my day, the least original of which was in 1986…I was 8 years old and dressed as a bum which didn’t vary too much from my everyday wear, much to the chagrin of my mother.    I held on to it though, because I figured if the bailout doesn’t work, I’ll need those clothes again.

Hugh Hefner

Batgirl

Jem

Scarface

Lucky for me I’ve got ready to wear Halloween costumes these days, and they are just Crazy Go Nuts Cool. We’ve got the very best sellers from past years, plus a few new ones. Perhaps you’re going with the old standby sexy Ghostbuster, or the classic Hugh Hefner costume.  Better yet, check out some of this years hot new costumes, like Jem, Batgirl, and a totally kick ass Scarface.  We’ve got your pooch covered too with a few dog costumes ready to go this year!

If you’re a female in college, you’re probably going as a sexy [insert noun here], right?  You know, sexy librarian, sexy garbage woman, sexy farmer, sexy sex sexer.  And because we would like you to spend at least one year putting more thought into your career or education than your Halloween costume, we’ve got them all here for you, ready to ship.  Guys, point your girl to our Halloween shop.  There is no doubt in our mind you’ll be glad you did.

Bottom Line:  It’s true, CrazyDog is your online Halloween costume headquarters.  We’ve got unique mens costumes, womens Halloween costumes in all styles and sizes, dog costumes and Halloween shirts to use INSTEAD of a costume!   Our prices are guaranteed, and we always strive for super fast shipping.

Stolen Thunder

It was a fairy tale story….a young girl from Wyomissing, Pennsylvania sits in the audience of the VMA’s, praying silently that for one brief moment, the lights on the stage would shine on her.  Her name is called and as tears form in her eyes and the smile sings in her heart she takes the stage, accepting an award 3 years in the making.  Her hair shines; her dress flows; and the thunderous applause rings for her.  She speaks, and before she can give thanks to those who helped bring her here, the worlds most gigantic douchebag takes the stage and rips the moment from her, belittling her music, disrespecting her fans, and pronouncing Beyonce the true winner for the evening.

Seriously Kanye?  WTF?  I wanted to punch you in the face and feed you your teeth like chicklets for doing that I know for sure I am not alone.  Do you have a brain in your ugly head, or is it too full with thoughts of yourself and your own agenda to make room for a little sensitivity towards others?   Oh wait wait wait, let me guess.  Was your Love Locked Down?  Were you “…trippin’, caught up in the moment” ?  Needless to say, we did not find your little performance Amazing.   However, just for you, we are taking this to a “Better, Faster, Stronger” level for you.  We made a Better shirt (Team Swift), and we are shipping it to you Faster than you can say “Robocop”, because it will only make the case for Taylor that much Stronger.   Suck it Kanye.  You’ve lost your fans here.

Taylor fans…we’ve got you covered.  Grab your Team Swift tees here: http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/servlet/the-1973/team-swift-t-shirt,/Detail.  They are printed on our super soft 100% cotton tees, and have a “fashion fit” so size up a little.  Men, you can get the Team Swift Tshirts too, just shoot us over an email and let us know and we can print one on a men’s tee for you.  Go Team Taylor!

Team Kate!

There’s a lot of Jon and Kate publicity these days, and you are being forced to choose a side. Well, not really, but life is more interesting if you have something to debate about. Don’t like/pay attention to reality television? You’re a dirty liar, we know you do! Regardless, at the very least you can support her crazy haircut…what do you call that anyways, a reverse mullet? A Rullet? The new Team Kate tee is here for your wearing pleasure. It’s printed on the finest cotton so it won’t rub you the wrong way like Kate’s voice does. So go ahead and stand on a soapbox for once. Go Team!

Buy this tee!

New Borat movie coming out! Well, sort of!

 So you thought that Borat was as outrageous as any movie could get? Think again! Sacha Baron Cohen debuted a video excerpt on Friday from his new mockumentary style movie “Bruno” featuring a gay, Austrian fashionista and people are going crazy over it! Check it out, www.meinspace.com/bruno and you’ll see it showing the flamboyant, blonde Bruno crashing the Milan fashion show.

This character is truly outrageous, bragging about being the first Autrian to have bulimia, and that he eats tampax, as they ‘really fill you up and have zero calories’. Ahhh, now you believe me!  This guy’s nuts!

Well, if it can even come close to the comedic genius exhibited in Borat, I will be the first in line to go see it! It comes out July 10,  so be sure and wear your Borat tee when you go!

Sacha's new character, Bruno

I love Borat!Sacha Baron Cohen's, Bruno